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Started by Luisinho , Jan 24 2009 10:20 PM

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#941 swatlord

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 10:14 PM

I ban you for being from Canada, a nation that lost at their own sport during the Olympics

Oh wow, I wasn't gonna go there.... I ban you for going there
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#942 fbiguy

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 01:17 PM

I ban you because i am bored !! :redcross:
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#943 stefanvp

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 02:10 PM

i ban you because you are bored

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 02:54 PM

i ban you because your not bored!
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#945 stefanvp

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 03:04 PM

i ban you because you're annoying

#946 swatlord

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 08:23 PM

i ban you because you're annoying

I ban you for supporting Miley Cyrus

SHE is annoying

And for God's sake, you're a male. Have some self respect
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#947 stefanvp

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 08:47 PM

I ban you because i knew that someone was gonna say that

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 08:53 PM

I ban you because i knew that someone was gonna say that


I ban you because you knew that.
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#949 Ale

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 11:48 PM

I ban you because you knew that.

i ban you 'cause you are not using the humberside fan banner

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Posted 28 February 2010 - 11:51 PM

I ban you for breaking the signature rules.:tongue2:

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 12:23 AM

i ban you because the TOS is offline, so i don't know the rules for signatures

#952 swatlord

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 12:44 AM

i ban you because the TOS is offline, so i don't know the rules for signatures

I ban you for not changing your signature yet
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Posted 01 March 2010 - 04:57 AM

i ban you because the TOS is offline, so i don't know the rules for signatures


The TOS is not offline. If you browse a forum, you will see the announcement "Term of use" at the very top. Yes we know the "**TERMS OF USE**" link doesn't work. But this is not our #1 priority. After the move there was a lot of bugs that needed to be fixed and that's what our priority is at. Click here to see the terms of use announcement.

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19. Signatures can contain banners, pictures, userbars or text. Animated pictures or banners (.gif or .png) are allowed. Video’s (e.g. youtube) aren’t allowed in signatures.

The same rules that apply to posting on the forum also apply to your signature. This means your signature cannot contain any vulgar, profane, offensive or obscene language or images and must not show any disrespect towards others. Also a users signature may not contain spam or (links to) websites that contain things forbidden by these Terms of Service, Dutch law or by the law in his or her own country.

20. We allow a maximum of two banners/pictures per signature. You are not allowed to hotlink (directly link) banners unless you have permission to hotlink.

In case you are using two banners/pictures the maximum size of each banner/picture is 500 x 78 pixels. Both of the banners/pictures (together!) may not be larger then 450 Kb.

In case you are using one banner/picture the maximum size is 500 x 140 pixels. The picture/banner may not be larger then 350 Kb.

If you use two banners/pictures you are allowed to use only one line of text but no userbars in your signature. If you use one banner/picture you are allowed to use text or userbars but your signature as a whole may not be larger then 500 x 140 pixels

21. We allow a maximum of 6 userbars per signature. Each userbar may not be lager then 350 x 20 pixels and has a maximum size of 40 Kb.

If you use 6 userbars, you are not allowed to use banners/pictures or text.
If you use 5 or 4 userbars you are allowed to use text. If you use 5 userbars you can use one line of text, if you use 4 userbars you can use 2 lines of text. The text must be a standard size text (size 2).
If you use three userbars or less you are allowed to use three lines of text (in the standard text size) or one banner/picture. In that case the userbars and the banner/picture (as a whole) may not be larger then 500 x 140 pixels.

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For every userbar you are using, you will loose the right to use one line of text (e.g. use 5 userbars = 1 line of text left, use 3 userbars = 3 lines of text left, use 1 userbar = 5 lines of text left).

If you use two banners/pictures you are allowed to use one line of text, if you use one banner/picture you are allowed to use three lines of text.

23. The EMP-staff has the right to remove or edit all signatures not respecting the above rules without prior notice. The EMP-staff also has the right to adjust or delete all signatures that they consider to be too large or unfit for a forum visited by people from all ages. The user that does not respect these rules will receive a warning.

If your signature was edited/removed by the EMP-staff they will replace the signature by a text explaining why the signature was removed. After your signature is removed, you are allowed to post a new signature as long as that signature respects these rules.


Ale, your signature is not in the allowed formats, if you don't change it with a week, I will remove it myself. I hope you understand that people with low-speed internets might not like to load non-needed signatures.

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 06:59 AM

I ban you for making a huge off-topic post in red containing several quotes (of which one is quite long) that's in an off-topic topic in the Off-Topic topic section of this mainly quite topical Forum that doesn't appreciate off-topic posts especially in an off-topic topic's posts pertaining to a certain topic of which should be adhered to and not gone off-topic from even though it is off-topic in itself and therefore irrelevant to this forum and everyone involved that posts in on-topic or off-topic topics in the off-topic or on-topic sections of the subforums and forums of the Forum that should remain on-topic even though most of the time the posts are crap and off-topic.

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#955 swatlord

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 04:36 PM

I ban you both for TL:DR posts
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#956 Newfoundking

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 09:44 PM

I ban you... Because I'm a pig and I can ;)

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#957 Ami89E1234

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 10:36 PM

I ban you for being a Canadian pig oink oink lol. *I :wub: Canadian bacon :P*

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#958 swatlord

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 12:34 AM

I ban you for being a Canadian pig oink oink lol. *I :wub: Canadian bacon :P*

i ban you because i'm the 958th post in this topic
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#959 njboy13

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 02:38 AM

i ban you because i'm the 958th post in this topic


I ban you for being across the Delaware River from me.
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Posted 02 March 2010 - 12:37 PM

I ban you for being across the Delaware River from me.

I ban you for living far far away :P
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