

On the topic of health, I have never broken a single bone in my body.

Nor seriously hurt myself. I still have scars from childhood accidents but they were never anything serious.

Posted 30 March 2010 - 12:35 AM
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* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
Posted 30 March 2010 - 01:21 AM
Car accident,
What happened?
I'm proud to say I have never been in a hospital. (apart from when I was born)
* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
Posted 30 March 2010 - 01:39 AM
All: wow.....Bad karma.
List of accidents in the past 10 years, starting as recently.
1- Burned face and leg during bus fire
2- spliced a hand with a TNT tool
3- Had a hose fall from the rack, belted me in face no real harm done to me, but the ego had to be recesitated.
4- Slipped while walking into station for eats.
5- On way out of smoke training centre, knocked heads with another guy.
6- Fell 3 stories off of repeling station, broke both legs, three ribs, and sustained a concussion plus multipule bruises.
7- Passed out at a scene, guy hit by semi
8- Stabed my self with a pencil during a self evaluation test... which is a fail.
9- Managed to flip my supervisor's SUV while repositioning it.
10- Hit with a rolling pen while on a Kitchen fire
and...
11- Dropped a fire extinguisher on my foot, breaking three toes.
Plus burns, cuts, scrapes and bruises over the... twelve years I've worked with emergency services.
Edited by MLDRMB, 30 March 2010 - 01:40 AM.
Posted 30 March 2010 - 01:45 AM
Car accident,
Was going of the highway/freeway. and some idiot passed me on the right side(witch is not normal here)
So i hit the brakes, and that ***hole did the same.
so my front hit his rear backside. both in a spin
ended up in the guard rail. car totaled.
Posted 30 March 2010 - 02:00 AM
All: wow.....
Bold:Um....... sorry for being nosey, but HOW?!?!
And about #7, sorry to bring it up, but I thought it was the 14 year old incedent.
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I lol'd*GIF*
:O:O:O:O
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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