Hang Out Topic
#141
Posted 26 March 2010 - 01:47 AM
Yo mama so fat, it takes 3 planes and a bus just to get on her good side.
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't try again you will be hit in the face with a shovel."
#143
Posted 26 March 2010 - 09:17 PM
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't try again you will be hit in the face with a shovel."
#144
Posted 28 March 2010 - 04:18 AM
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#146
Posted 28 March 2010 - 11:19 AM
Marry Christmas!!!
I thought weed was illegal in Indiana. Isn't it?
I'm sorry to say it but.. It's spring.. lol
*cough* *cough* Don't do this! He lives in his own world and it's Christmas.
TacticalRooster22 no offense everything is being said for fun and should not be taken seriously
#147
Posted 28 March 2010 - 03:10 PM
Now, Oh, wait... There isn't one!
Join http://ertrpg.com and beecome part in a fun emergency roleplay!
#148
Posted 29 March 2010 - 09:35 PM
#149
Posted 29 March 2010 - 09:47 PM
Best anthem:
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't try again you will be hit in the face with a shovel."
#150
Posted 29 March 2010 - 09:50 PM
#151
Posted 29 March 2010 - 09:51 PM
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't try again you will be hit in the face with a shovel."
#152
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:04 PM
List of accidents in the past 10 years, starting as recently.
1- Burned face and leg during bus fire
2- spliced a hand with a TNT tool
3- Had a hose fall from the rack, belted me in face no real harm done to me, but the ego had to be recesitated.
4- Slipped while walking into station for eats.
5- On way out of smoke training centre, knocked heads with another guy.
6- Fell 3 stories off of repeling station, broke both legs, three ribs, and sustained a concussion plus multipule bruises.
7- Passed out at a scene, guy hit by semi
8- Stabed my self with a pencil during a self evaluation test... which is a fail.
9- Managed to flip my supervisor's SUV while repositioning it.
10- Hit with a rolling pen while on a Kitchen fire
and...
11- Dropped a fire extinguisher on my foot, breaking three toes.
Plus burns, cuts, scrapes and bruises over the... twelve years I've worked with emergency services.
#153
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:07 PM
These are my toes...This is my foot...
Do I win?
Well my moustache is hairier.LOL. My legs are hairier
edit:
Wow. You're the most accident prone person I have ever heard of.List of accidents in the past 10 years, starting as recently.
*list of injuries*
Plus burns, cuts, scrapes and bruises over the... twelve years I've worked with emergency services.
Just stay still. Nothing can happen then
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#154
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:12 PM
Oh and I forgot one!
I got a papercut the other day filing some papers, worst one ever. It bled so bad in ten seconds the space between my thumb and halfway to my elbow was covered in blood. IDK how but it was bad. But that's a cut.
That's 1.1 accidents that happen a year.
#155 Guest_Bart_*
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:14 PM
#156
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:16 PM
#157
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:19 PM
hot fuzz - the two AndysIs that from Super bad or Hot Fuzz cause I never saw superbad?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#158
Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:23 PM
#159
Posted 29 March 2010 - 11:34 PM
You have ingrown toenails, Hunter? Or wtf... I have one on my left big toe until a couple months ago, when I had it cut out and the nail's corner root burned out with acid
Worst things I've been in:
- Broke my arm through a window when I was 3, slicing my right arm open vertically along the veins.
- Tripped, fell and landed on my left elbow. Bruised my elbow bone so I had to wear a cast and sling for a couple weeks so it was annoying but I couldn't use that arm at all even without the cast.
- NUMEROUS falls i.e. sliding over the banister over our stairs, falling 10 feet and smashing my backbone against the edge of a step; one time was walking down 15 foot high concrete steps, tripped near the top, fell, flew in the air and did a backflip then landed on my forehead on the pavement (literally, my forehead smashed into the sidewalk first). Got really lucky and only got a big scratch on my head though. Must be hard...
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't try again you will be hit in the face with a shovel."
#160
Posted 29 March 2010 - 11:37 PM