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Steve Winters

A lesson I learned while in hospital... if you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses... a lot.
Mar 09 2012 08:34 AM
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    theocd
    @Unit42, if a bloke in a functional uniform who's job it is to clean up puke gets you going then fairy nuff. :P (Based on nurses I know)
    Mar 09 2012 06:57 PM
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    Unit 42
    @theocd Then your hospital doesn't have hot nurses haha.
    Mar 09 2012 08:02 PM
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    Steve Winters
    lolol. I'm not a freak at all. :]
    Your heart rate increases and sets off the heart rate monitor.
    hmm, there's more nurses than there are doctors (at least at the hospital I was at for quite some time) :P
    Mar 10 2012 02:44 AM