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I am all knowing and all seeing, Voodoo get your hands outta there! that's disgusting!

Jan 11 2011 03:23 AM

Ray the Wise
Whatever it was that Voodoo had his hands in, it'll never beat what I had to put my hands into.

Here's a clue:
Dog eats keys to Ray's '96 Mark V.
Ray feels like taking a drive in his '96 Mark V.
Ray looks for keys, can't find them, notices dog looks suspicious.
Jan 12 2011 10:31 PM
Ray the Wise
Ray determines that the dog must have ate the keys, drives his Excursion to TacoBell and gets 30 bucks worth of pseudo-mexican crap, feeds dog and waits.

You know how there are 3 states to matter: Gas, liquid and solid? Well, gentlemen, there's something somewhere in between liquid and solid. And my keys were in there somewhere. Fun times.

Riding in a '96 Mark V is still well worth it, though.
Jan 12 2011 10:34 PM
Ray the Wise
Yeah, they don't make those anymore.

I'm not kidding, that car looked like a f***ing jet fighter. F-16 or some s**t. Love it.
Jan 12 2011 10:36 PM