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"Welcome, my friends, to New Eden! If you stay long enough, all your fears will be put to bed. And if you wish to experience the ultimate luxury, feel free to book a room on New Eden Cruise Lines' new ship's maiden voyage as the Queen of the World does a lengthy route around the globe. May all your pleasures be met in this human-made paradise." The screen freezes, repeating the last part of paradise for a moment before a bright flash comes from the screen, and a man in a gas mask stands, spea...