Community Status Updates
Ray the Wise
Stuck in the beer freezer at Ralph's. Pinned under crates of sh*tty beer. Send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
feb 25 2013 05:56
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Ray the Wise
Wait I think it's actually Ralphs. Like not the possessive form but the form where there's apparently many Ralphs. Either way, send help. Sent with my Blackberry Storm.
feb 25 2013 05:57 -
Ray the Wise
Oh, never mind. I managed to get out by myself. But now I reek of Dos Equis - Or, as I like to call it, Doggie Piss.
feb 25 2013 06:02 -
Unit42
XD
feb 25 2013 06:36
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Ray the Wise
Happy 2013 to all the party people. Hopefully this will be a year during which I wreak more havoc than usual.
jan 11 2013 10:53
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Semper Fidelis
haha! anyway IDK!
jan 11 2013 11:06 -
goog
That's the end result of trying to catch Kony!!
jan 12 2013 12:10 -
Semper Fidelis
lol
jan 12 2013 01:01
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Newfoundking
Return poke.
aug 21 2012 06:58 -
Ray the Wise
And nobody wishing me a happy birthday! GOD DAMNIT!
aug 21 2012 02:57
Ray the Wise
Zip ties are God's gift to the common handyman. And probably also to rapists.
mrt 06 2012 04:31
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Unit 42
:o Never though of it that way
mrt 06 2012 04:50
Ray the Wise
So this guy comes up to me and says "I know you". Then he adds, "You're Piers Morgan". I hit him out of spite.
jan 25 2012 08:44
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Kermit
haha, funny!!
jan 25 2012 09:20
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RedHawk504
Yeah. :D
nov 08 2011 08:51 -
Unit 42
lol Family Guy
nov 09 2011 04:34 -
Grim_Wizard
Maybe this guy will come back as a robot. Like Alex Murphy.
nov 09 2011 10:24
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RedHawk504
Come here if you dare lil'chicken
sep 21 2011 08:34 -
Newfoundking
I think I'll watch this one peacefully. Winner, I'll remove any and all warnings for the next year, loser, receives a plus one? Seem fair enough? :P
sep 22 2011 04:34 -
Newfoundking
I think I'll watch this one peacefully. Winner, I'll remove any and all warnings for the next year, loser, receives a plus one? Seem fair enough? :P
sep 22 2011 04:34
Ray the Wise
Bracing for Carmageddon. I leased a chopper for the weekend but I forgot to book a pilot. If you know anyone who's certified to fly a Bell 205 and lives in or around Glendale, let me know ASAP.
jul 16 2011 06:34
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chrisblaalid
I applaud your geniality... Seriously, I'm standing.. and applauding!
jul 16 2011 06:48 -
RedHawk504
Ray, great job man, u done it! goodluck with staring to ur heli...
jul 16 2011 08:36
Ray the Wise
Happy 4th of July, bitches! I still have that crate of M-80s and some of 'em are going off tonight. Screw the Glendale PD and the ATF.
jul 04 2011 09:12
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njboy13
Haha, that's the spirit. It's 4th of July, how could you not set off fireworks regardless of what the laws say?
Happy 4th of July everybody!
jul 04 2011 09:58 -
TacticalRooster22
YAY! I agree.
jul 05 2011 08:04 -
RedHawk504
ray ur an *******
jul 05 2011 08:24
Ray the Wise
Bearded hobo having a seizure: one of the funniest things in life that you'll never get to see on television.
mei 27 2011 06:39
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Grim_Wizard
what if we've seen it in real life multiple times?
mei 28 2011 09:35 -
L.C. Long
To be honest anyone who is having a seizure is not a laughing matter.
jun 02 2011 06:52
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njboy13
Sounds good to me. I love breakfast burritos.
mrt 17 2011 11:40 -
Shadylasse
Sounds good. Mail some around here if ya' got any! ;)
mrt 18 2011 02:14
