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Ray the Wise

On my way to Taipei so that justice can be served. Will be back in a day or two, depending on how this goes.
Dec 02 2010 07:50 PM
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    MikeyPI
    Goodluck.
    Dec 02 2010 07:53 PM
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Ray the Wise

I have powerful friends.
Dec 02 2010 05:41 PM
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    Hoppah
    Me too
    Dec 02 2010 05:44 PM
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    MikeyPI
    Me three
    Dec 02 2010 05:45 PM
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Ray the Wise

When you're not paying attention, "Gatorade" can sound a lot like "Hand Grenade". Well, maybe not, but that's how I heard it.
Oct 20 2010 03:09 PM
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    Grim_Wizard
    GO shout that in a school...
    Oct 21 2010 02:15 AM
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    Shadylasse
    LOL Gerad
    Oct 21 2010 10:16 AM
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    Grim_Wizard
    :P
    Oct 21 2010 11:15 AM
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Ray the Wise

Heh. So walking around with a giant bottle of wine is apparently a sufficient cause to be arrested and detained. The more you know...
Oct 19 2010 08:22 PM
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    Ray the Wise
    Oh, never mind, it seems they're not charging me with anything. RayBot 1, Legal System 0.
    Oct 19 2010 08:28 PM
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    em4fun
    hi wise man
    Oct 19 2010 09:12 PM
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    Alex03
    LOL!!!
    Oct 19 2010 09:33 PM
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Ray the Wise

"Burrito" is Mexican for "chronic stomach pain".
Oct 19 2010 05:01 PM
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Ray the Wise

Found my Halloween costume. Hint: It's Nancy Pelosi.
Oct 06 2010 06:25 PM
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    b2bomber
    Do you have a lot of pent up humor inside you?
    Oct 06 2010 08:49 PM
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Ray the Wise → randomperson139

Hello randomperson,
We're now forum buddies, whatever that's supposed to mean. Drop my name at your next party and mention that we're friends, see where that gets you. ;)
Laters,
-Ray, your forum buddy.
Sep 15 2010 04:21 AM
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Ray the Wise

Did I mention I was drunk? Oh, right, I did...
Sep 14 2010 09:44 PM
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    Grim_Wizard
    Old. Lol, someone needs to get the F*** hammer out.
    Sep 14 2010 10:32 PM
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    Ray the Wise
    Funk Hammer? I'll pass, thank you. I don't miss the 70s, not one bit. Speaking of hammer, it reminds me that MC Hammer was my neighbor at some point. I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood, he was a noisy fella.
    -Ray.
    Sep 15 2010 04:06 AM
  • Keep correct language or I'll have to distribute bans here, too.
    Sep 16 2010 09:03 PM
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Ray the Wise

Drunk again! Take that, teetotalers!
Sep 14 2010 09:25 PM
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Ray the Wise

And there I was thinking the answering machine would take care of screening my calls. Geez!
Sep 14 2010 07:10 PM
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    Ray the Wise
    Anyone knows a good way to get a direct line to the president of Panasonic? I've been trying to use my actor credentials - to no avail. This guy's answering machine works fine - unlike mine.
    Sep 14 2010 09:23 PM
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Ray the Wise

Someone broke into my toolshed again and stole my hoe. Sometimes I wonder...
Sep 14 2010 04:31 PM
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    Ray the Wise
    It's the fifth time this happens since July. And they always go for the hoe - only the hoe!
    Sep 14 2010 04:32 PM
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    Ray the Wise
    Imagine my embarrassment when I walked into the hardware store and heard myself saying out loud to the clerk "Somebody's been stealing my hoes!".
    Sep 14 2010 04:33 PM