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Other than Facbook apps, Check ib's, words w/ friends, text messages why the F@*# do people have cell phones? It surly isn't to answer it!!!!!!!

Mar 06 2012 07:13 PM

Ray the Wise
I use mine to impress the ladies.

Thing is, mine is a Boucheron Vertu. Ever heard of that thing? Look it up on the Google.

I got it secondhand from Prince at his yard sale. Lots of crazy stuff being sold there. The charger didn't come with it, so I can't make it work, but having a phone with solid gold cobras and diamonds sure is a conversation starter - and a lady pleaser.
Mar 06 2012 07:40 PM
Ray the Wise
Honnestly, even if I had the charger, it'd still be the s**tyest phone a lot of money can buy. I mean, the damn thing has one of those old green-and-black liquid display screens from the 90s.

200 grand for a goddamn phone and it's not even smart... good thing it just cost me 500 bucks.
Mar 06 2012 07:49 PM
Ray the Wise
Oh, and Prince?

That Dave Chappelle impression is spot on.
Mar 06 2012 07:52 PM