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Kermit
nice. Wat voor een?
Mar 06 2012 10:26 PM
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Reaper
Other than Facbook apps, Check ib's, words w/ friends, text messages why the F@*# do people have cell phones? It surly isn't to answer it!!!!!!!
Mar 06 2012 07:13 PM
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Ray the Wise
I use mine to impress the ladies.
Thing is, mine is a Boucheron Vertu. Ever heard of that thing? Look it up on the Google.
I got it secondhand from Prince at his yard sale. Lots of crazy stuff being sold there. The charger didn't come with it, so I can't make it work, but having a phone with solid gold cobras and diamonds sure is a conversation starter - and a lady pleaser.
Mar 06 2012 07:40 PM -
Ray the Wise
Honnestly, even if I had the charger, it'd still be the s**tyest phone a lot of money can buy. I mean, the damn thing has one of those old green-and-black liquid display screens from the 90s.
200 grand for a goddamn phone and it's not even smart... good thing it just cost me 500 bucks.
Mar 06 2012 07:49 PM -
Ray the Wise
Oh, and Prince?
That Dave Chappelle impression is spot on.
Mar 06 2012 07:52 PM
Ray the Wise
Zip ties are God's gift to the common handyman. And probably also to rapists.
Mar 06 2012 04:31 PM
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Unit 42
:o Never though of it that way
Mar 06 2012 04:50 PM
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Ray the Wise
Rip off mijn hand en bieden het als een geschenk aan de eerste minister van Schotland. Zeg hem dat Ray stuurt zijn beste groeten.
Mar 06 2012 04:33 PM
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Ray the Wise
My poor buddy, females do not play hard to get.
They just avoid men who are out of their league. Which is a problem I've never had.
My advice to you would be to go for the fat chicks. They don't play hard to get, mainly because they'll run out of breath if they attempt to run away.
Mar 06 2012 04:28 PM -
Unit 42
LOL!!!
Mar 06 2012 04:50 PM
Quincy
In life you only have one chance to do the right thing, so take that chance because what doesnt kill you can only make you stronger and more able to over come any challenge you may face and give you the courage required to that leap of faith and the confidence to belief it was for the better good.
Mar 06 2012 05:57 AM
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Ray the Wise
U2 was an excellent band in the 80s, a decent one in the 90s, and a rather forgettable one in the 00s.
If they continue to go downhill like that, they'll probably be on par with the Black Eyed Peas during the 10s.
Mar 06 2012 04:57 PM -
Unit 42
Fun fact lol! BEP already sucks and almost always has. I'm seeing a lot more dumb rappers/singers/bands than anything these days.
Mar 06 2012 05:41 PM -
Ray the Wise
That's what I said, U2 is slowly but surely approaching the Black Eyed Peas' level of utter mediocrity.
Mar 06 2012 05:53 PM
griffy
haha lol i love how 3 guys from Kiev, Ukraine can bypass 17 bots 7 spam checkers and a few misc link bots and stuff and still be able to spam ...... ' facepalm ' this is a fail well time to bring in the god bot thank god for my buddy making this for me
Mar 05 2012 09:38 PM
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Kermit
Wow, I really love the whole assassin creed series. I saw the video about 1 min. ago an it looked really nice and I think it would be a total different game than the other 4.
Mar 05 2012 10:13 PM -
Voodoo_Operator
Saw this. Got excited. And then saw that Forza 4 is getting a Porsche pack. And there's a Forza spinoff made by ex-Bizarre Creations people coming out this fall.
Every once in a while there's a day like this with good gaming news all over the damn place.
Mar 05 2012 10:34 PM -
cops
I saw the trailer, and I really need to buy it when it's released :D
Mar 05 2012 10:52 PM
SondreEinarsen
gjentas, nåken så har ein 100 te låns? nikotinsug som bare fa1 :s
Mar 05 2012 03:43 PM
