I Just LoL'd...
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Gepost 17 maart 2010 - 11:18
i lol'd at this ^^
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Gepost 17 maart 2010 - 11:51
Tali-tubbies 
LOL
I know it's a lot but it's funny
LOL
I know it's a lot but it's funny
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Gepost 17 maart 2010 - 05:21
If it's from a website, try to use the image button to directly put it in. If it still doesn't work, upload it to Photobucket and then do it. Can guarantee it'll work then.
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
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Gepost 22 maart 2010 - 07:02
All that's needed is a few tires and a gas bottle and there's your replay of mission 2.video
Looks fun.
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Gepost 23 maart 2010 - 12:00
Coworker: My phone's lost all functionality. I mean, it still works, but...
Tourist: Which way to the famous deli?
Cop: Which one?
Tourist: You know, the famous one.
Guy #1: Hi, I'm Bryan.
Guy #2: I'm Brian too!
Guy #1: I'm Bryan with a Y.
Guy #2: I'm Brian with a B.
www.overheardinnewyork.com
I love that website
Tourist: Which way to the famous deli?
Cop: Which one?
Tourist: You know, the famous one.
Guy #1: Hi, I'm Bryan.
Guy #2: I'm Brian too!
Guy #1: I'm Bryan with a Y.
Guy #2: I'm Brian with a B.
www.overheardinnewyork.com
I love that website
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Gepost 23 maart 2010 - 09:51
Lol
Girl #1: Did you hear about that thing in Africa?
Girl #2: What thing?
Girl #1: About how there aren't enough female elephants, so the males started raping rhinos.
Girl #2: Wow, I knew Africa was fucked up, but even the animals go around raping and stuff. What a messed up country!
--Wagner College
Woman #1: Hey Maria, how's your mother doing?
Woman #2: He's all right. He's recovering from his operation.
Woman #1: She had to have an operation? I thought she just sprained her ankle!
Woman #2: Oh, that? That was nothing. I'm talking about the operation he had last week.
Woman #1: He?
Woman #2: Yes.
--Coney Island
Girl #1: Did you hear about that thing in Africa?
Girl #2: What thing?
Girl #1: About how there aren't enough female elephants, so the males started raping rhinos.
Girl #2: Wow, I knew Africa was fucked up, but even the animals go around raping and stuff. What a messed up country!
--Wagner College
Woman #1: Hey Maria, how's your mother doing?
Woman #2: He's all right. He's recovering from his operation.
Woman #1: She had to have an operation? I thought she just sprained her ankle!
Woman #2: Oh, that? That was nothing. I'm talking about the operation he had last week.
Woman #1: He?
Woman #2: Yes.
--Coney Island
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
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Gepost 24 maart 2010 - 10:36
lol
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Gepost 26 maart 2010 - 11:57
http://news.bbc.co.u...ire/8589532.stm
You would think they would some surveillance before charging in, then to say sorry they gave them beer.
You would think they would some surveillance before charging in, then to say sorry they gave them beer.
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Gepost 27 maart 2010 - 12:06
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8589532.stm
You would think they would some surveillance before charging in, then to say sorry they gave them beer.
Can i give them my home number?
i would like free beer,...they can keep the flowers
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Gepost 28 maart 2010 - 11:56
I'm sure many of you have heard the song "Tik Tok" by Kesha, well here is a very fun Tik Tok parody
-Everybody goes home.
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Gepost 12 april 2010 - 02:52
Is he saving the world? No.
Is he raping our team? Definitely.
Is he raping our team? Definitely.
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
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Gepost 12 april 2010 - 03:19
Lol.
A priest, fireman, and dinosaur,walk into a bar
I assume you're either nobelone em4rulz
A priest, fireman, and dinosaur,walk into a bar
Spoiler
I assume you're either nobelone em4rulz
I thought what I'd do was pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
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Gepost 12 april 2010 - 10:53
That took a while, but that was goodIs he saving the world? No.
Is he raping our team? Definitely.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Gepost 13 april 2010 - 12:29
Dja hear about the new French tank? One gear forward, four in reverse.
On eBay: French rifle - never fired, dropped once.
An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Frenchman are walking on a beach. They come across a lamp and a genie appears. "I will grant each of you one wish." The Welshman said, "I wish Wales would have fertile and productive soil forever." *Poof* and Wales had fertile soil forever. The Frenchman goes next; "I wish there were a huge wall around France so nothing can ever harm my precious country." *Poof* and there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asked, "This wall, describe it." The genie replies, "Oh, it's about 140 feet tall, 80 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out. Why?" *Nods* "Fill it up with water."
On eBay: French rifle - never fired, dropped once.
An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Frenchman are walking on a beach. They come across a lamp and a genie appears. "I will grant each of you one wish." The Welshman said, "I wish Wales would have fertile and productive soil forever." *Poof* and Wales had fertile soil forever. The Frenchman goes next; "I wish there were a huge wall around France so nothing can ever harm my precious country." *Poof* and there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asked, "This wall, describe it." The genie replies, "Oh, it's about 140 feet tall, 80 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out. Why?" *Nods* "Fill it up with water."
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
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Gepost 13 april 2010 - 05:21
Classmate [on the subject of disruptive kids]: "Have you got a whip to keep them under control?
Teacher: "Oh yes, and the leathers to go with it" *laughs*
Our history teacher folks, She's close to retiring too, so that should give you an idea of her age
Also, once she was going to show us a video, but it was at the wrong place. She stopped the VCR to rewind it and on the channel was a show testing mens underwear. So here were several men in nothing but boxers jumping up and down on trampolines to test them (you can figure out what they were testing for). Anyway, the teacher was shocked by such thing on the tv and tried to cover it with her hands. It looked so wrong, especially when the camera did a close up of the boxers.
Good times...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0
(it's early in, so don't skip
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Oh god... our government...
Teacher: "Oh yes, and the leathers to go with it" *laughs*
Our history teacher folks, She's close to retiring too, so that should give you an idea of her age
Also, once she was going to show us a video, but it was at the wrong place. She stopped the VCR to rewind it and on the channel was a show testing mens underwear. So here were several men in nothing but boxers jumping up and down on trampolines to test them (you can figure out what they were testing for). Anyway, the teacher was shocked by such thing on the tv and tried to cover it with her hands. It looked so wrong, especially when the camera did a close up of the boxers.
Good times...
Don't be stupid, that isn't his job, it's Gordon Brown's jobIs he saving the world? No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0
(it's early in, so don't skip
)Oh god... our government...
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Gepost 15 april 2010 - 02:43
enough said!
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Gepost 15 april 2010 - 03:51
In Soviet Russian, McDonald's eats you.
Facepalm - Apply directly to the forehead. If it isn't a Boeing, you shouldn't be going.
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