First of all, he is not an ambulance therefore does not carry all things on board his person,
Secondly, he is eating lunch, unless you are dying or dead, STFU!
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:21 PM
People have come up to my buddies and said, hey you ambulance guy, quick, my son cut himself, you have bandaids on you right? Or things like I have a head ache, do you have anything for that? (all this is asked while the medics are like eating lunch or something)
First of all, he is not an ambulance therefore does not carry all things on board his person,
Secondly, he is eating lunch, unless you are dying or dead, STFU!
First of all, he is not an ambulance therefore does not carry all things on board his person,
Secondly, he is eating lunch, unless you are dying or dead, STFU!
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:48 PM
Haha, nice It's so funny when people don't use proper English.
It's so funny when people don't use proper English.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 11:54 PM
Underlined: it's there job to help the public, no matter how stupid and off timeing it isPeople have come up to my buddies and said, hey you ambulance guy, quick, my son cut himself, you have bandaids on you right? Or things like I have a head ache, do you have anything for that? (all this is asked while the medics are like eating lunch or something)
First of all, he is not an ambulance therefore does not carry all things on board his person,
Secondly, he is eating lunch, unless you are dying or dead, STFU!
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 12:00 AM
Italics: Corrected spelling mistakesUnderlined: it's their job to help the public, no matter how stupid and off timing it is
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They should park outside a pharmacy and just point to it everytime someone taps their window
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 01:14 AM
Well the thing is they still help people, but people come up to them on lunch and that, expecting them to have EVERYTHING on their person. Broken arm, we'll fix that, small cut, we'll fix that, heart attack, let me get the defib out of my pocket, wait, what's that, I don't have everything on board? I'm not an Ambulance?!
Whodda thunk it?
Whodda thunk it?
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 03:05 AM
CPR?????heart attack, let me get the defib out of my pocket
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 03:09 AM
Sarcasm. There is a point where they should help and then they should just shake theirs heads in embarrassment. People think paramedics always have all their equipment on them. Nevermind.
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 03:20 AM
Lol, kinda reminds me of duty with red cross and children at the place
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 07:14 AM
Found this pretty funny.
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:30 PM
ahahaha thats the funniest thing ive seen all day, and it made it. whered you find it, i NEEDS it? lol
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 09:50 PM
This is a really funny video: 
Sorry, I just had to. But it is kinda funny that they did that to thousands of people...
Sorry, I just had to. But it is kinda funny that they did that to thousands of people...
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 10:58 PM
what the rick roll on Thanksgiving Day? ( i cant see the vid)
lols hes lip-synching
lols hes lip-synching
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 11:17 PM
Here's the transcript if you want to read through itahahaha thats the funniest thing ive seen all day, and it made it. whered you find it, i NEEDS it? lol
Lol, Remi
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:59 PM
He was there for his work, was taken into the security room and was waiting for a key to a panel. He was waiting a good 20 minutes, so he looked at an ad that was sitting there. A worker came in and FLIPPED OUT on him. She yelled and berated him then had security come search him He told me what was on the ad, and it was just the 4 day sales flier that in the store, and online.
So I ASSUME the black friday ad is in stores, and she was afraid THAT is what he was looking at? What the heck? He said we are going to have to not give them out business anymore. Its a shame, we would have bought from them.
So I ASSUME the black friday ad is in stores, and she was afraid THAT is what he was looking at? What the heck? He said we are going to have to not give them out business anymore. Its a shame, we would have bought from them.
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 11:28 PM
This is killing me! xDFound this pretty funny.
So, what is it the fire fighters do? Do they wait a block away before going to the station to get the truck? Nope. 10 or 12 guys go into the Station, put their gear on, and 6 of them jump in the Pump. The rest, they stay in the building in case they need the Rescue. So, Pump 1 responds from 119 Bertie St to 119 Bertie St, but, they have to follow protocol. So, they drive around they block, and stage at the corner, waiting for police to clear the building they just left.
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Lol
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Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper.
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 03:41 AM
Poor Six Flags guy 
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