Community Status Updates
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Newfoundking
"Well at least johnny wasn't a chicken.. Though he should've played the game with something other than a train"
Sep 26 2011 09:34 PM
Voodoo_Operator
The next person who posts something about Facebook becoming a pay site will be banned, courtesy of yours truly. If you're the kind of tool who believes such BS, you're way too dumb to hang out around here.
Sep 26 2011 03:42 PM
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Newfoundking
Chuck Norris fears the super ban
Sep 26 2011 09:33 PM -
RedHawk504
lol hmm who is left o yeah lady gaga muahahahhaha
Sep 27 2011 02:04 PM -
Voodoo_Operator
If it's the Lady Gaga from 3-4 years ago, the one whose act consisted in wearing as few clothes as possible on stage, you've got me there.
If it's the current Lady Gaga with the eff'd up costumes, I'll pass.
Sep 27 2011 07:09 PM
BrandonAshton
On September 30th, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook I hardly know told me ;)
Sep 26 2011 06:10 AM
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goog
I'll give you a box of Klondike bars if you stop posting!!!
Sep 26 2011 05:03 AM -
erfd
Its facebook linked so he dosent see this.
Sep 26 2011 05:35 AM -
goog
no Klondike bars for him then and I guess we are stuck with his enthralling discussions.
Sep 26 2011 06:14 AM
BrandonAshton
My baby is at workkkkk and I really wish I could talk to herr. I'm so crazy when she's awayyy. Guess the NCIS cyber crimes Marathon will have yo entertain me
Sep 26 2011 12:05 AM
Unit 42
Man I'm happy! Just finished NIMS 100, 200, 700, and now only have to do 800 before I sign up training academy wooo!!!!
Sep 25 2011 09:58 PM
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FDNYpower
good luck :p
Sep 26 2011 12:01 AM -
gizmo719
Good luck, I just completed mine for my dept. BTW the answers are online!...lol
Sep 26 2011 04:27 AM -
Unit 42
Are you serious?!
Sep 26 2011 03:08 PM
Enterpriese E
Zöllner: "Haben Sie etwas zu verzollen?"
Mann: "Nein."
Zöllner: "Und was haben sie in dem Sack?"
Mann: "Sand."
Bei der Kontrolle stellt sich heraus: tatsächlich Sand.
Eine ganze Woche lang kommt jeden Tag der Mann mit dem Fahrrad und dem Sack auf dem Gepäckträger. Am achten Tag wirds dem Zöllner doch verdächtig:
Zöllner: "Was haben sie in dem Sack?"
Mann: "Nur Sand."
Zöllner: "Hmm, mal sehen..."
Der Sand wird diesmal gesiebt - Ergebnis: nur Sand.
Der Mann kommt weiterhin jeden Tag zur Grenze....
Sep 25 2011 09:01 PM
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Unit 42
WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!
Sep 25 2011 09:52 PM
SaschaPaul
noch 40 min bis Stuttgart und noch ca. 4 Stunden bis ich zuhause bin...
aber es war ein tolles Wochenende mit dir Sandra Schwebler freu mich auf das nächste
Sep 25 2011 09:01 PM
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RedHawk504
aah valt mee tandje hier eruit tandje daar eruit lol
Sep 25 2011 07:02 PM
FortErieFireEli
3:17 am. Text message from a friend, telling me she's around the corner from me, and her boyfriend has had far to much to drink and done more than a few drugs... now he's in and out of conciousness, his friends have all bailed, and she doesn't want to call 9-1-1... lucky me...
Sep 25 2011 09:42 AM
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goog
break out the make up and hair dye,teach this boy a lesson...
Sep 25 2011 10:35 AM -
FortErieFireEli
hahah we should have... where were you a few hours ago?! lol you should have told me BEFORE I got him up... lol
Sep 25 2011 11:23 AM
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EmC-Unit
spam
Sep 25 2011 08:04 AM
JesseRossman
just came back from the Sate Fire Convention...it was great...got a new light for my gear...and i helped win the 3rd place trophy for our rescue...zack should get most of the credit tho, so dose dave...
Sep 25 2011 03:44 AM