Community Status Updates

Just got off work. Got all isles done plus expired tags. Nicole is going to be a happy woman lol

Work tonight 10-3. Staying in Milton then seeing my love tomorrow! me hopes

Kinda happy the "planking" fad is dying down. It's so damn stupid, because the only reason ANYONE does it is because they saw someone else doing it. Meaning you're just a poser for attempting it. Think about it.

"Every big mac you've eaten, you lose 10 years of your life" - Mr.Ames

God help me. D: Going for a much needed walk. >.

I got lightning in my veins, and thunder in my chest All tangled up with you and trying to catch my breath I’ve been chasing that sensation halfway ‘round the world And looking back, on what we had Well, I’ve done it all, I’ve seen it all, but I can’t find a feeling like that

R.I.P David... you used to beat on me, but I'd never wish this upon anybody..

Did you know....A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The ca...

I'm psychotic:)

Grrrrrrrr. People should be more straight-forward.

Ah.... I see whats going on, at first youre blinded, then you give yourself a good ol facepalm and realize everything you once believed in was one big fat lie..

Damn immature kids.

The things people lie about.. lol

Wish my baby would get off work already :(

On September 30th, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook I hardly know told me ;)